Shit My Mom Says - From Evey's Point of View

This weeks theme was mostly: Things that don't belong in her mouth

"don't drink the dog water"

"don't dip your crackers in the dog water"

"don't lick the fireplace"

"please don't eat the firewood"

"don't eat the dog food"

"spit out that dog food"

"get your banana out of the dog water"

(to dad) "she's dumping the bowl of dog water on herself again"

"did you just wipe yogurt on Renji?"
(don't worry, Aiko (the other dog) cleaned it off him)

Stay tuned for more.