10 days of Bullshit Challenege! Days 8-10

★Day 08- Has a person of the same sex made a pass at you, and what was your reaction?

I am sure that I have been hit on by ladies before, but I am pretty oblivious. I once was at a MC ball and had a wife (who was either bi or bi curious) who wanted us to join them. It was a little creepy. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with being gay or bi. But it was weird, being in a military environment, being propositioned for a swinger type of encounter. It was a lot of her attraction to both me and my husband, I think her husband maybe was not bi (being a Marine and all) and just would have watched his wife? i dunno, i don't give it much thought because we turned them down. 

★Day 09- If your life was made into a movie what would the title be and who would you cast to play you?

 "YOUR MOM" I just thought of this. because really I say "Your Mom" more than anything in the world. Paul and I go back and forth with "Your mom's gonna, Your mom said, Your mom wants to.."

My life is one big Your Mom joke. 

My sister and I even "Your Mom" joke. 

And yes I have been that asshole who makes  a Your Mom joke on someone who's mom has passed away.

who would play me? Reese Witherspoon, because I think she is fucking adorable. Or the girl with the big doe eyes that I can't remember her name, she was in that princess movie, as well as "love and other drugs." 

(mom, just skip this last one, for your own good)

★Day 10- Write a letter to you at 16 years old.

Dear me,

 i know you don't care what i think, because you are right on the brink of your extremely rebellious phase. 

1. he's too old, i swear you will regret even kissing him, also he doesn't care about you, not more than a friend, who he want's to be a conquest because you are way way younger than him. 

2. yeah that one, he's too old too. 

3. what is with you and the older guys? 

4. that one, he's just a dick and doesn't give two shits about you. 

5. those friends you have. they are awesome, keep them around. 
6. School? yeah please try a little harder, I know, just trust me on this one. You'll thank me when you graduate without issue. If you don't you are going to have to spend the last semester of your senior year doing nothing but homework to make up for the time you wasted.

7. YOU ARE NOT THAT FAT. But if you want to keep being insecure maybe you should lay off the McDouble cheeseburgers and jumbo jacks? Those breakfast burritos don't make your ass look any better, just wider. Maybe you should go for a bike ride?

You will grow up and love yourself way more.

Oh! one more thing! There is this kid named Mark Zuckerburg, you should get yourself a little smarter (cause he's like a genius) and look him up. He lives on the east cost but you should make him your friend, he's gonna be a bazillionare someday. 

fucking hell

why is google chrome being such a dick. and deleting my fucking posts when i fucking post. fuck you google chrome. or maybe it's fucking blogger. do you not like when i stay logged in for days at a time, well fuck you i don't like to sign out because i don't know my fucking passwords. fuck. I know i just complained about this two days ago but now i can't seem to blog on google chrome at all, even after a log out and log back in. fuck. and i isn't blogger google based? what the fuck man.


oh and apperantly i am having issues commenting too. muther fucker.

Blah blah blah

okay so this deleted when i posted it a few moments ago. see previous rant.
anyway i am not going to type the whole thing again.
the jist?
mom: you asked me to blog, my readers miss me terribly. blogging. been terribly busy. super tired at end of day. i hate google chrome (not in previous post) but i love mom.
also to all you readers that are not blogger members (i.e. family that just reads for the hell of it) you can comment on my blog, it's set up to allow anonymous comments, just please id yourself so i know who the hell you are.
and with that I am going to go complain to blogger about their shit not working on google chrome.
peace.

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10 Days of Bullshit Challenege! Day 6

(the first time i typed this i lost it, i don't remember exactally what i typed, i this this do-over isn't as good as the first. i am pissed)
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★Day 07- What is the difference between love and lust?

Love: 

[photo credit-Gurbz]

Lust:

[photo credit: josemanchado]

You can have lust with your love, but you don't have to have love with your lust. Love is something that lasts forever, Lust is temporary. Lust can however lead to love. Both can be fun and crazy. They work well in a relationship hand in hand. 

Sounds

I know people often have smells bring them back to a past time or place, but what about sounds? silly nonsense sounds?
Today at work i was doing some stocking and I opened a box with board games. I walked back to the games and started unpacking my box. I came across a cheep- no name- box of chess, red box, nothing outstanding, nothing special. but when I picked it up it brought me back to child hood. The same summers that I mentioned in the previous post (the skunks) that trailer we used to stay in had a closet full of shitty games that were all missing pieces but no one ever threw them away. one of those games was this exact same chess set. cheep, plastic, sounded the same when the pieces shifted.
Maybe I have just been nostalgic lately but I love the feeling I get when I think about how awesome and lucky I was as a kid. I had some great shit going on. despite the chess set missing 1/3 of the pieces, maybe that's why I still don't know how to play, I must have missed that critical learning time.

You want to know?

1. Name five of your favorite new blogs that you're reading.

• Rockin' Mama
• Ramblings of a Marine Wife

Okay so those are really the only "new" blogs I am following right now. I am already following like 200 so I try to not accumulate too many new ones. 

2. When you were a young child or teenager, did you have an idea of how many children you wanted and what their names would be?  Did you follow through on your ideas?I knew I wanted kids, I know just a few years ago I had plans of a boy and a girl. Now I don't know, I know I want kids but I don't know how many or what kinds. (except human kind, I already have enough of the fur kind)
3. What is the silliest thing you fight with someone about?  It could be your spouse, sibling, parents, co-worker, etc.Okay so this may not be a fight but, My sister and I can't say I love you, if one of us does we know either something is wrong or the sayer is drunk. It's just totally weird. 
4. What is your favorite scent that others may not find very nice?Ex. gasoline, sweat from your sweetie, etc.Skunk. It reminds me of Summers in the White Mountains of Arizona, Pinetop-Showlow. We used to spend 1 week a year up there and  driving down the highways late at night we'd smell skunk. Since then the smell of skunk reminds me of summer vacation. 
5. What are your thoughts on plastic surgery? (Have you had it? Want it? Regrets?)I am totally getting a breast reduction/lift after kids. I have 38/40 DDD and I have been loosing weight everywhere but my boobies. They are huge and they make my back hurt, I have poor posture and it's because of them. They will go away. I would love to have little perky B's but I probably won't go smaller than a C. 

10 Days of Bullshit Challenege! Day 6

★Day 06- Who or what is your inspiration, and why?

I think of my inspiration, and this may be lame, but right now my inspiration is the future. I am on a personal trek to get healthy, for my future. I am trying to loose weight for a few reasons. 1. I want to be healthy and not get diabetes, which runs in my family. 2. I want to be healthy when I become a mom so I can a. keep up with my kiddes. b. set a good example of a healthy active lifestyle. c. have my body bounce back with relative ease. 3. I want to look good and feel like i look good.
So right now I am inspired by my future family. 

Wish I was here Wednesday

It's hot today, and I want to go swimming. I could totally dig being at some beautiful beach resort right now. 

10 Days of Bullshit Challenege! Day 5

half way there!

★Day 05- Finish this sentence. If I could change one thing about myself it would be___________.

My fat ass. 

Okay so I know I am not obese, but I am still overweight, and I carry most of it in my flat, fat ass and flabby, looking 3 months prego stomach. I guess I am sort of pear shaped. 

Today I got measured for my sisters wedding, I am a bridesmaid. The lady said I had a nice even figure, and a great waist. 41-32-40 or maybe it was the other way around. either way I have a big huge chest and a big wide but flat (thanks mom) ass. 

But I am changing this. I have lost about 12 pounds since I started WW 2 months ago. and I only really want to loose about 20 12 more. then I will be happier. 

Or maybe I would change my insecurity about my body. That would actually save me a lot of heartache in the future. 

oh dear god, please ignore my messy kitchen.